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HELICOPTER ROTOR BLADES

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CRASH

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SHEEP BLEAT

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Hello, Fargo.

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Ahh, Hud, Giant. Hello.

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You have Chris looking great.

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Thanks, lads.

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Ahh, Father Crilly ! Hello there !

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Fargo ! (CHUCKLES) How's the champ ?

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Great.
Few quid on him this year, Father ?

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I've put the entire heating allowance
on him.

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What if he doesn't win, Father ?

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Well, we won't have any heating...

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But if the rest of the year's
as warm as the summer, we're laughing

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Come on ! It's Chris ! He's
the champ ! Talk about a safe bet.

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Giant, have you heard about
this creature terrorising sheep ?

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No-oo. Tell me more.

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They say it's as big as a jaguar.

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The car ?!

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No, the big cat thing !

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And its face is all teeth -
big, white teeth as sharp as knives.

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Has it killed yet ?

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No, but it's only a matter of time.

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Hope it doesn't get my sheep.

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No man's sheep is safe.

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Ooh, dear.

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Ooo-oohh !

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Ooo-oohh ! Ooo-oooohhh ! >

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Oooooohhhh !

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Oohhh-oooohhhh !

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< Oooohhhhhh !

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Ooohhhh...

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Ooohhhhhh...

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Ooohhhhhh !

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< Ooohhhh...

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OOOOHHHHH ! >

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'Has it killed yet ?'

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'No, but it's only a matter of time.
Big, white teeth as sharp
as knives.'

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BEASTLY HOWL

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BIRDSONG

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LOUD BIRDSONG

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BIRDSONG STOPS

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TUMBLING TIN CANS

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GUNSHOT

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GUNSHOT GUNSHOT

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GUNSHOT

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GUNSHOT GUNSHOT

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GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT

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Dougal, give the album a rest now.

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Ah, come on, Ted.

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People will soon give up listening
to pop and listen to this instead.

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From what's in the charts, I'm not
sure if that's not happening already.

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What ?

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This is so good, though, Ted.

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As if by magic, I can create
a big crowd of invisible ducks.

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STEAM-TRAIN WHISTLE

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Or take you on a trip
into darkest Africa.

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TOILET FLUSHES

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Or bring you into a spooky castle
on a stormy night.

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PHONE RINGS

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Wooooooh !

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Wooooooh !

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Hello, Craggy Island
Parochial House. Father Ted speaking.

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F-F-F-Father !

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Fargo ?

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Can you come over here quick !

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Certainly, Fargo. What's the...

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"DIALLING TONE"

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I have to go out, Dougal,
to see Fargo Boyle.

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Mrs Doyle, you OK ? You look
terrible, doesn't she, Dougal ?

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Awful, Ted.

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I didn't get much sleep, Father.
I kept hearing this terrible howling

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Oh. That'd be the Beast.

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What's this ?

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There's something terrible
on the moors, Father.

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EERIE WHISTLING

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Moors ? We don't have any moors.

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Then something's roaming around
where normally there would be moors!

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They think it might be...

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..a kind of giant fox !

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CLAP OF THUNDER

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Dougal !

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Sorry.

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Ted ! Could it be Jack ?

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You could see how someone might
mistake him for a big, mad cat !

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During leap years, Father Jack
is affected by the seasons changing.

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For a short while, a serenity enters
his life and he is at one with nature

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He's great when he's in the mood.
If only it lasted a bit longer.

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(VOMITS)

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I'd better go and make some tea.

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CRUNCH

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CRUNCH SQUELCH

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CRUNCH SQUELCH CRUNCH

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CRUNCH SQUELCH CRUNCH SQUELCH...

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Dougal, I told you
to turn off that record !

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Well, it is off.

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SQUELCH

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SQUELCH CRUNCH

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SQUELCH CRUNCH SQUELCH...

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Chris isn't competing ?!
He's the champ ! He has to enter !

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This talk of the Beast
has got to him. His nerves are shot!

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I took a photo of him this morning.

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Nerves ?! Fargo, it's a sheep !

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He has an artistic temperament !

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He's not a concert pianist,
he's a sheep ! I don't see...

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Oh, my God...

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When you compare it
with what he looked like last year..

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It's... It's like
two completely different sheep !

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He's off his food,
he's not sleeping,...

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..and he's started to burp.

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(WHIMPERS) W-What am I going to do ?

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(SOBS)

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Fargo, pull yourself together.

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Chris needs you now more than ever.
Come on, I want to see him.

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(SHRIEKING)
HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY !

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That's an order !
Take me to see Chris,...

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..the unhappy sheep.

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Dougal, you should've seen him.
He's just a shadow of a sheep.

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I'm not surprised, Ted. If I was
a sheep, I'd be watching my back now

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Why ?

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Because of the Beast.

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They say it's got a retractable leg
so it can leap up at you better.

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And it lights up at night, and, er..

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..it's got four ears -
two for listening, two for backup.

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And for some reason,
it's got a tremendous fear of stamps

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It has a magnetic tail, so if you're
metal, it can attach itself to ye,..

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..and instead of a mouth,
it's got four arses.

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Dougal !

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It's a legend. It doesn't exist.

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Right (!)
Like the Phantom of the Opera (!)

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The Phantom doesn't exist !

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I'm not getting into that debate
again.

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But add those two examples
to the chart.

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But, Ted...

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Dougal !

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I'm more worried about my bet about
Chris becoming King of the Sheep.

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You don't think he'll win, then ?

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No burping sheep has ever won.

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What about Big Brendan in 1983 ?

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Fluke !

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Anyway, it's just the heating budget.
And look what The Weather News says.

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That's last year's Weather News !

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This is this year's.

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Oh, no. I'll have to see if
John and Mary will give my money back

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And I'll ask them
for the sound effects album volume 5

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Fair enough. Good night, Dougal.

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HOWLING

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..his ears are inside his head,...

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..and his yawn sounds like Liam
Neeson chasing hens inside a barrel.

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Hello, Fargo. >

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And he doesn't have any eyebrows.
Except on Saturdays.

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OHH ! AARRRGHHH ! ARRGH !

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You can stay in there
till you learn some feckin' manners!

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? Ye bastard !
KNOCKS ON DOOR

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And I've thrown away the key !
How do ye like that ?!

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Hello, John.

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Hallo, Father Crilly !

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Hallo, Father McGuire !

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KNOCKING STOPS

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Where's... Where's Mary ?

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Oh, she's away at her mother's.

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? OW !

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Is there, erm,
someone in the cupboard ?

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? Hello, Fathers.

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Mary ?

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Mary, I thought
you were at your mother's.

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? No, I didn't go to me mother's.
I'm in the cupboard.

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What are you doing in there ?

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Oh, it's because
of this Beast of Craggy Island.

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I thought Mary would be safer
in there.

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? I'm better off here.
What can I do you for, Father ?

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Well,... pack of twenty Carrolls.

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? Certainly, Father.

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I'll get them.
You stay in the cupboard.

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John, can I have a word ?

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? Is Father McGuire there ?

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I am. Hello, Mary.

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? Lovely day, isn't it ?

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Oh, yes.

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? You're looking great, anyway.

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Sorry, Father, a bet's a bet.

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But if she doesn't have the operation
she can't fetch water for her village

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Sorry. Pity you didn't wait, though.

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The odds are now 20-1 on account of
Chris' nervous troubles.

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Anyway, your cigarettes.

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Thanks.

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They don't have the sound effects
album. We might as well just go.

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? Bye, Fathers.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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? I hope you're satisfied.

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Ah, shut up !

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Look, there's Giant Reid.

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Hello, Giant !

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Oh...

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Ted, you should see
the big serious look on your face.

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I can't see Chris winning.

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Ted, it's pointless even thinking
about it. There's nothing we can do.

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We just have to accept the fact,
and that's that.

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How about we bring Chris here ?
The change may do him good.

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Ohhh, wow ! Brilliant ! I knew
there was something we could do !

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Didn't I say it to you a second ago?

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No, you didn't. You said the opposite
- there was nothing we could do.

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Ted, you've done this before. So...

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..I took the liberty
of taping the conversation.

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Now, we'll just have a listen.

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"Ted, it's pointless even thinking
about it. There's nothing we can do"

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"We just have to accept the fact,
and that's that."

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I stand corrected.

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BLEAT

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Ahh,... there he is now, anyway.

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DEEP BELCH

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I'm not sure about this, Father.

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Fargo, he'll soon be a new sheep.

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If not, we'll make him
into a few chops ! Ha ha ha !

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I'm terribly sorry,
that was just tasteless.

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I'll be off, then.

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OK. And, seriously, if there's one
place he can be sure of peace and...

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< CRASHES AND BANGS
Feck ! Feck ! Feck !

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Feck ! Feck ! Feck ! Feck ! Fecckk !

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It'd be an insult to you
if I finished that sentence.

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You're up early, Father.

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Ah, yes. We're off
to try and get Chris into shape.

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D'ye think would our new guest
like a cup of tea, Father ?

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The little sheep fellow !

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I don't think they drink tea.
Not unless you have special sheep tea

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Yes.

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What ?

229
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I have some sheep tea in the kitchen

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Oh. Right, well, erm,...

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..give him some of that, then.

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OK, so.

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God, it's nearly midday.
Do we have to get up this early ?

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Has to be done. We've got to
get Chris from looking like this...

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..to looking like this.

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inside yourself

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inside yourself

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to your life

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inside yourself

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the secrets you hide...

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Ah ! Hello, Father.
Did ye... ? Is he... ?

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I'm sorry. We tried everything.

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Ah, well.

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I suppose I... I-I...
I'd better take him home.

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Y-yes !

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Ha !

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Ha-haa! Gotcha !

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What did you do ?!

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Just did my best.

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I don't know what to say. Father,
can I buy you a drink to celebrate ?

253
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Oh, all right. Dougal, you mind Chris

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Keep an eye on him.
And keep that front door closed.

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OK, Ted.

256
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,600
(SLURRING) He's the best...
feckin' sheep ever !

257
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,920
His little sheep face...

258
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,240
Ye have to say -
great sense o' humour !

259
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:25,320
Really ? Great.

260
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:31,520
There's a clause where I have to pay
more if his image is used on stamps.

261
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:36,040
But still, a great bargain
for such a happy sheep.

262
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
(SIGHS)

263
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,840
(LAUGHS LOUDLY)

264
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,200
Is that Hud Hastings ?

265
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,800
Yeah...

266
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,160
Is he... wearing a crown ?

267
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,240
(LAUGHS)

268
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,560
Yes.

269
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,760
Haa... Haa yaa yaa !

270
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,920
Habba... ! Yabba !

271
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,880
Very good, yes. Yes, goodbye.

272
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,320
Dougal, I notice
that the front door is wide open.

273
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,320
Oh, it is, yes, Ted.

274
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,400
And I see that
we are currently sheepless.

275
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,400
Oh. AAAHHHH !

276
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,080
I told you to keep the door closed !

277
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,040
Now, just hold it there, Ted.

278
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,680
"Keep an eye on him..."

279
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,680
HOWLING

280
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,720
What's that ?

281
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,360
The Beast !

282
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,360
Come on !

283
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,440
How do we know which way to go ?

284
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:48,880
Wool-bearing animals instinctively
go north, where it's not so stuffy.

285
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,480
So we have to go north.

286
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,680
< Which way is north ?

287
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,400
I-I don't know.

288
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,600
HOWLING

289
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,920
Quick !

290
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,200
It's coming from all around us.

291
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:10,960
The Sioux Indians
used to be able to pinpoint buffalo..

292
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,040
by putting their ears to the ground.

293
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,520
Ted, maybe the sound
is coming from that stereo.

294
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,080
"HOWLING"

295
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,520
TURNS VOLUME DOWN

296
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,520
LOUD BURP

297
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,840
Ted, it's Chris !

298
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,280
Is he all right ?

299
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:41,480
He's fine ! He must've realised
it was a stereo hanging from a tree!

300
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,960
Let's bring him home, Dougal.

301
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,160
I'm beginning to figure out
what's been going on.

302
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:53,320
GENTLE STRING MUSIC
AND CONVERSATION

303
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,840
Well, it's been an easy decision.

304
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,160
There's one out-and-out winner,...

305
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:12,200
..and rather than waste time with
a speech, I'll get on with the job..

306
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:19,200
..of announcing the winner, who has
come first in this competition...

307
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:25,080
..to see who the winner is
in the King of the Sheep competition

308
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:31,080
..that we have come to today,
wondering who indeed will it be...

309
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,200
..who wins the prize
of King of the Sheep.

310
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,240
The winner of this year's
King of the Sheep competition is...

311
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,240
STOP !

312
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,240
SHOCKED GASPS

313
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,320
What is the meaning of this ?

314
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,000
This competition is a sham
and a fraud,...

315
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,160
..and a s-sham !

316
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,400
SHOCKED GASPS

317
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,520
What ? How dare you ?!

318
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:59,600
There's been a deliberate attempt
to sabotage this sheep competition.

319
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,040
Those responsible
are in this very room.

320
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,960
Giant Reid and Hud Hastings !

321
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,000
CRIES OF SHOCK

322
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,960
< Fuckin' 'ell !

323
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,160
You'd better have something
to back that up with !

324
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,400
Oh, I do. I do.

325
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:19,080
You were the ones who constantly
chatted of the "Beast",...

326
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,200
..so that Chris the sheep could hear.

327
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,320
Fargo, how's the champ ?

328
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:32,840
You used BBC sound effects volume 5
to add weight to those claims.

329
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:39,040
Impressionable sheep would be easily
convinced by "Terrible Monster,
Type A".

330
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,360
Is this true ?!

331
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,880
Well, well, well !

332
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:49,160
What a pretty picture
Father Crilly has painted !

333
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:55,560
HOW DARE YOU BRING SHAME
ON THIS... CELEBRATION OF SHEEP ?!

334
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,400
Don't be too hard on them...
What's your name ?

335
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,200
Alan.

336
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,600
Don't be too hard on them, Alan.

337
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,400
The real villain
has yet to be revealed.

338
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,000
FARGO BOYLE !

339
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,760
What ?!

340
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,800
CRIES OF SHOCK

341
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,640
< Fuckin' 'ell !

342
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:19,440
That's nonsense !
I'll just take my trophy !

343
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:24,000
It was you who planned
to manipulate Chris' odds...

344
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:30,000
..by sabotaging your own sheep and
then staging a miraculous recovery !

345
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:34,600
You who paid them to talk
about the Beast in front of Chris.

346
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,720
Ahh, Hud, Giant. Hello.

347
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:44,560
But you didn't count on their vanity,
who used their new-found wealth...

348
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,640
..to buy a fur coat !

349
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,760
'And a crown !'

350
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:57,480
It was you who bought
the BBC sound effects record !

351
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:03,400
You who gave the sheep to me,
knowing that as a priest,...

352
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,440
..I could nurse him back to health.

353
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,280
It was you, Fargo. You. You.

354
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,840
YOU !

355
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Chris !

356
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:25,360
Chris, it's not true !
NO, NO, DON'T LOOK AT ME !

357
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,840
Should I call the police, Father ?

358
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,840
No. He's lost the trust of his sheep.

359
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,320
That's punishment enough
for a farmer who deals...

360
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,400
..with sheep.

361
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:47,840
If you'll excuse me, there's a bit
of a stench in here. I need some air.

362
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,680
Ted, if Chris has been disqualified,

363
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,760
..haven't you lost
the heating allowance money ?

364
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:21,320
I know it's radical, Dougal,
but it is very cold.

365
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,160
See ye in three months, then, Ted.

366
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,120
Intelfax subtitles
TIM BAYLISS

367
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,960
Better go to the toilet first.